the way you look

Wow a whole month has passed, blog!

My life has become very Melinda, Melinda since we've last interacted.

Example:
Tonight while driving home from a high school friend's wedding I was crying and singing along to some JayMay (tragedy). I used a sock which I found in my purse to wipe the spuckets of snot coming out of my nose (comedy).

Noticeably Increasing Behavioral Traits

Laughing out loud

due to

insanity?

Or happiness?

Mutually exclusive?

I.think.not.

Choco-gasm

A hobby I've picked up lately: studying the different ways to masticate chocolate.

I used to suck until the piece dissolved into a chocolate syrup solution, cut with spit that slowly creeps down the back of my tongue. But now I've tried chewing and I've found this: the texture of chocolate feels amazing between my teeth.

**It should be noted that I haven't had sex in months.

Thanks, Grandma

My grandma wanted to take me out to dinner tonight. She asked if I had any plans, I told her I was planning on shampooing the carpets. She laughed at me. Do you have any idea what it's like to get laughed at for lack of social activities by your own, overly polite grandmother? It really puts things in perspective, I'll tell you that.

Oh what a beautiful MOrning!...

I'm forcing myself to turn a blind eye to the pile of dirty dishes in my kitchen and the clothes getting wrinkly in the dryer and pulling myself by the elbow out the door, Nikon in hand, headed to the wetlands. For a beautiful sunny morning full of crane watching and alone time.

Last night met with optimal circumstances for socialization, getting to talk with my two favorite people. I did exactly what I wanted to do. This morning will have the same outcome.

And hopefully tons of pictures to show off :)

If I lived on The Enterprise, I would totally replicate myself a vibrator right now.