Monday, May 9, 2011

Noticeably Increasing Behavioral Traits

Laughing out loud
due to
insanity?
Or happiness?
Mutually exclusive?
I.think.not.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Choco-gasm

A hobby I've picked up lately: studying the different ways to masticate chocolate.

I used to suck until the piece dissolved into a chocolate syrup solution, cut with spit that slowly creeps down the back of my tongue. But now I've tried chewing and I've found this: the texture of chocolate feels amazing between my teeth.

**It should be noted that I haven't had sex in months.