I have a chair at work. I think it's broken... well, everyone says it's broken. But I love it. "It's the best chair in the building," I say. I say that every time ___ choose one of the following:
a) I fall out of it
b) a student falls out of it
c) the arm falls off
d) I touch the gum under the seat
e) I roll over my toes
f) the demon inside of it acts out and flings me around the room causing me to vomit all over myself.
g) all of the above (albeit some of them purely conditional on future events)
Does this mean I'm a curmudgeon, too?
Am I A Curmudgeon, Too?
(a work in progress)
by: me
And the soundtrack to the movie which is coming out this fall:
the title track is called Doot-Doodley-Doo. Other songs include: I Wear Flannel PJ Pants and Goddam Music's Too Loud. Soon-to-be hits for sure!
In real life:
How legit do you think this is?
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/fuo/3617869005.html
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Do you think someone is just robbing a hotel they work for?
Because I really want that chair.
