Unreasonable

Today I'm adorning a corduroy, green, mini skirt.

(A little unseasonable, I realize.
Well, actually,
reasonably seasonable.
There should be nothing so stretchy about being able to wear a mini skirt in Near-May.)

Avert your eyes! lest you    
                                              be

                                               blinded.

                                               Blound.

                                               Bound--

                                               by an enticing,

                                               unexplainable attraction.

Like Craigslist personals.
Or buying flowers.